Power Ranking the top 5 Actors of our Time

5. Casey Affleck

Starting off with some controversy we got Ben Affleck’s brother comin in at number 5. I only introduced him as that because he kind of lives in his brothers shadow. His brother is Batman like how can you not acknowledge that. But I’m a fan of the underdogs. Casey is a classic Boston guy at heart and he doesn’t give a fuck that his brother always gets the better roles. Guy is humble and a little bit of a douche and you gotta respect that. Loved him in Gone Girl and that Snl skit about Dunkin Donuts.

4. Charlie Day

Charlie Day is fuckin hilarious. This guy is the classic wildcard and he always surprises. The best part about this guy is that he’s not even an actor, he’s just a guy who plays the same guy in every movie and tv show he’s in. It’s best shown in the show “it’s always sunny in Philadelphia” where he plays Charlie Kelly, a janitor for a bar who drinks paint and eats stickers. This guy is downright hilarious and never ceases to amaze.

3. Ana De Armas

Ya know I’ve only seen this girl in two movies, but oh my god is she hot. I’m not even sure she’s that great of an actress but if I’m ever gunna have some sort of a shot I gotta put her on the list. She is just downright beautiful. The only movies I’ve seen her in are War Dogs and Blade Runner 2049 and I can’t really tell you the plot of either of those movies just because Im solely focused on this absolute beauty. Put her up for the academy award for best smoke.

2. The Rock

Now you can’t tell me that the Rock isn’t the man. He’s absolutely jacked and I guess sponsored by Under Armour?? Gotta respect that. People complain that his movies don’t have great plots or great twists or whatever. Shut the fuck up. If you can’t appreciate a 6’5″ 260 lb savage driving fast cars, shooting big guns, and kicking literally everybody’s ass then fuck you. You don’t deserve to watch movies if you don’t love The Rock.

1. Nic Cage

I don’t even need to explain this one. He’s the best actor ever. He stole the Declaration of Independence. If you don’t fuck with that then fuck you.

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